*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*
What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?
yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd
(via puddlehop)
being a girl is really fucking expensive
(Source: drunktrophywife, via puddlehop)
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
(via puddlehop)
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
(via mikeybolts)
why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?
why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?
why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?
why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR
have you tried throwing a piano
(via mikeybolts)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(Source: jaclcfrost, via mikeybolts)
